Barney Miller

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Barney Miller is an American sitcom set in a New York City Police Department police station on East 6th St in Greenwich Village. The series was broadcast from January 23, 1975, to May 20, 1982, on ABC. It was created by Danny Arnold and Theodore J. … more »



Gardeno:
I just wanna do my job. I don't wanna shave.

Barney Miller:
What's the matter, you got a skin condition?

Gardeno:
If necessary.

Barney Miller:
And the earring?

Gardeno:
I'm engaged.

Barney Miller:
You go home, shave, put on a clean shirt, break your engagement, and report back to me.

Gardeno:
What about my transfer?

Barney Miller:
What the hell for? They'll just send you to somebody who's not nearly as sweet as I am.

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