Batman: The Animated Series1992

Charlie Collins:
Hold it!

The Joker:
Oh, come on.

Charlie Collins:
I said hold it! [slugs Joker in the face, knocking him to the ground]

The Joker:
You miserable little nobody! If I get caught, your wife and son are history!

Charlie Collins:
Your not getting caught. Not this time. I found this blown out of the van. [reveals a Joker bomb]

Charlie Collins:
This is how it ends, Joker. No big schemes. No grand fight to the finish with the Dark Knight. Tomorrow all the papers will say is it the great Joker who was found blown to bits in an alley alongside a miserable little nobody?" Kinda funny. Ironic really. See, I can destroy a man's dreams too and that's really the only dream you've got? Isn't it?

The Joker:
Look, Charlie, you've been having a bad day. All this running around, all this excitement with... [Yells] BATMAN!

The Joker:
[to Charlie] Stop! Y-you're crazy!

Charlie Collins:
I had a good teacher. [Chuckles] Say goodnight, Gracie!

The Joker:
No! Batman! Batman! [Gasps with relief to see Batman appear] How long have you been there?

Batman:
Long enough. Put it down, Charlie.

Charlie Collins:
You know he'll just escape again. This is the only way my family stays safe.

The Joker:
All right, you win, take it easy. [Empties pockets] Here's everything on his blasted family. Names, addresses, it's all there.

[Gets grabbed by Batman]

The Joker:
You're no fun anymore, Charlie.

Charlie Collins:
Hey, Joker!

[Charlie tosses the bomb to Joker. Joker screams and hides himself behind Batman. It turns out the bomb is a dud. Trembling, the Joker looks out from behind Batman's shoulder]

Charlie Collins:
Gotcha!

Batman:
[Chuckles]

The Joker:
Oh, very funny. A million laughs.

Batman:
Go home, Mr. Collins.

Charlie Collins:
Home. I never thought that could sound so good. I wonder what Bonnie's making for dinner. Right now, anything would taste great. Even meat loaf.