Being Human2008

Annie:
[Opens front door] Hello!

Pizza Delivery Boy:
12 inch Mess of Meats.

Annie:
Oh, thank you.

Mitchell:
Great. Keep the change.

[Takes pizza]

Annie:
So, um, how long have you been delivering pizzas?

Pizza Delivery Boy:
Couple of months?

Annie:
And could you ride a moped before or did they teach you?

Pizza Delivery Boy:
They taught us. We had to drive round and round the car park.

Annie:
I bet you hate pizza. I mean, you get home and your girlfriend's like, "What do you want for tea?" and I bet you're like, "Not pizza!"

Pizza Delivery Boy:
I live with my dad.

Annie:
Madness. See ya!

[Shuts front door]

Annie:
He could see me.

Mitchell:
He could SO see you.

Annie:
Ahh, it's happening all the time now, and not just with people like you, but with normal people. I was outside putting out the recycling and a van drove past and the guy shouted "Slag!"

[giggles]

Annie:
So who wants tea?

George:
Ugh.

Annie:
What?

George:
You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't! There's no mugs, there's no tea, it's all been made! And you can't even drink it! Y-y-you can't drink it; you keep making it! Oh, oh, oh my god, it's driving me INSANE!

Annie:
Oh, well, I like my routine. It makes me feel normal.

George:
But-but-but you're a ghost!

Annie:
Yeah. OK.