Being Human2008

John Mitchell:
So, you've just arrived at Hogwarts, which house do they put you in?

George Sands:
I'd like to say Gryffindor, but they're supposed to be brave. What's the other one? Ravenclaw, does that have a characteristic?

John Mitchell:
I think they're brainy. You could be in Ravenclaw.

Annie:
I quite fancy Hufflepuff actually. I've always thought in Hufflepuff they just spend the day making stuff with safety scissors and glitter.

George Sands:
What about you?

John Mitchell:
I think that they'd say. It's probably best if you just stay in the canteen for the next five years.

Annie:
Does anyone ever 'choose' Slytherin?

George Sands:
No, because that would be like saying 'I'm a sociopath.'