Bibleman1996

Doctor Fear:
...Presenting the Battle of the Ages! Brought to you by the Undisputed King of Evil! In this corner, wearing those tacky purple tights, our lightweight: Bibleman! *Let's get ready to RUMBLE!*

Bibleman:
...Hey, you used to be another villain - didn't you?

Doctor Fear:
Yes, but I'm trying something new.

Bibleman:
...For a guy who just reinvented himself, you sure don't fight any better.

Doctor Fear:
Hey, *you* used to be on other shows; nobody's making fun of YOU!

Bibleman:
That's because those shows were *network;* this is HOMEVIDEO. [winks at the camera]