Bibleman1996

L.U.C.I.:
[Wacky Protester plans to infiltrate the nation's most popular children's TV show with his own live satellite feed] This is hilarious!

Mr. Funky:
Good morning, good morning! It's Saturday morning! And you know what time it is. Time for MR. FUNKY'S WILD TIME! Rise and shine! Before we go and visit Schnooky and Bubbles, I want all you kids to... jump up and down, scream as loud as you can, and run around the TV. Do exactly as Schnooky and Bubbles do. [an animated bear and dog chase each other, and beat each other up]

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott):
Oh, it is so clever!

L.U.C.I.:
It's the #1 children's show in the nation.

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott):
Well, I'm not surprised. It's so influential, so powerful...! I just got a brilliant idea! I could make my own show. Or take over this one. By using my multi-digital 24-track plasma-digitizing set, with a side of bleu cheese, I could control what Mr. Funky says and does.

L.U.C.I.:
In other words, you're going to put words in Mr. Funky's mouth and nobody will know the difference?

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott):
Exactly! *My* Mr. Funky is going to tell children that authority figures are nothing but a bunch of fuddy-duddies, who are out there just to make sure nobody has any fun.

L.U.C.I.:
Oh, this sounds good.

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott):
Just imagine a nation of lying, self-willed, disobedient, rebellious, out-of-control brats! Not to mention their children.

L.U.C.I.:
This could get out of control.

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott):
Bingo. That's the plan.