Big Wolf on Campus1999
Lori Baxter:
So, um, did you hear about that werewolf sighting last night?
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
Really?
Lori Baxter:
Yeah. I wonder who that wolf could be. I was at home last night taking a nice, hot bubble bath, so that rules me out. Where were you last night?
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
Oh, uh, oh, I, I was also taking a bubble bath.
Lori Baxter:
Tommy, I know you're lying.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
Is it because of the way my left eye twitches?
Lori Baxter:
No, it's because you're the world's most pathetic liar. Look, I know you're the werewolf.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
What?
Lori Baxter:
Let's review: you always disappear when the wolf shows up and you reappear when the wolf's gone, but you're never together at the same time. You do the math.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
Well, that doesn't mean a thing. Take Clark Kent and Superman. They're never at the same place at the same time.
Lori Baxter:
That's because Clark Kent is Superman.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins:
Oh. Right.
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