Billable Hours2006

Maxine Bingly:
When the policeman returned to the phone, he had chilling news. He told the woman the calls were coming from... INSIDE THE HOUSE! OOOH HOO HOO!

Clark Claxton III:
What the f*** are you talkin' about?

Maxine Bingly:
The *calls* were coming from *inside!*

Clark Claxton III:
There were two phone lines in her house?

Maxine Bingly:
I don't know! All I know was that he was in there and he was gonna kill her!

Clark Claxton III:
If he was gonna kill her, why didn't he just do it in the first place? You know [stabbing motion] wham wham wham! Why stall with a stupid phone call?

Maxine Bingly:
[sarcastically] Well maybe he wanted to terrorize her.

Clark Claxton III:
She's not even gonna remember being terrorized, her life's about to be over!

Maxine Bingly:
Oh, will you leave me alone! I never even saw the f***ing movie, my sister told me the story!

Clark Claxton III:
Ah, it's a shitty story! [throws canteen in fire]

Maxine Bingly:
What the hell, was there booze in there? You ass.