Black Adder the Third1987

Sally Cheapside:
Honestly Papa. Ever since mother died you've tried to stop me growing up. I'm not a little , I'm a grown woman. In fact I might as well tell you now Papa: I'm pregnant, and I'm an opium fiend, and I'm in love with a poet named Shelley who's a famous whoopsy, and Mother didn't die, I killed her!

The Duke of Cheapside:
Oh [Cheerily] well, never mind.

Blackadder:
[Off screen] Stand and Deliver! [the coach starts to pull up]

The Duke of Cheapside:
Oh no! Oh no no no no no, disaster! It's the shadow. We're doomed, doomed!

Blackadder:
[Draws up outside the carriage window] Ah good evening Duke, and the lovely Miss Cheapside. Your cash bags please. [the Duke hands him a bag of money] There we are.

The Duke of Cheapside:
You'll never get away with this, you scoundrel, you'll be caught and damn well hung!

Sally Cheapside:
[to camera] I think he looks pretty well...

Blackadder:
Madam, please no jests about me looking pretty well hung already, we have no time.

Sally Cheapside:
Pity.