Black Adder the Third1987

Blackadder:
[while slamming Baldrick's head continuously against the table] Give me the bloody money, Baldrick or you're dead.

Baldrick:
[Blackadder stops slamming his head against the table] "Give me the bloody money, Baldrick or you're dead", 'my Lord'.

Blackadder:
[slams Baldrick's head against the table again for one time] Just do it, Baldrick - otherwise I shall further ennoble you by knighting you rather clumsily with this meat-cleaver. [as the second half of Blackadder's two-part sentence reaches its end, Blackadder, grabbing the mentioned meat-cleaver's handle, finishes his sentence by raising the meat-cleaver into view at the same time as saying "...with this meat-cleaver" to show Baldrick what he means by his warning]

Baldrick:
I haven't got it.

Blackadder:
What?

Baldrick:
I spent it.

Blackadder:
You spent it? What could you possibly spend £400 000 on? [Baldrick slowly turns his head with a smile to a massive turnip on the table - Blackadder, upon soon noticing it, instantly has the feeling that the turnip is what Baldrick spent the money on] Oh, no... oh God, don't tell me.

Baldrick:
My dream turnip.

Blackadder:
Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?

Baldrick:
Well, I had to haggle.

Blackadder:
[slams the turnip over Baldrick's head] This is the worst moment of my entire life - I've spent my last penny on a cat-skin wind-cheater, I've just broken a priceless turnip... [there is a knock at the door followed by shouting] ...And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered by a naked Tunisian sock merchant. Well, all I can say, Baldrick, is this: it's the last time I dabble in politics...