Black Adder the Third1987

Blackadder:
[referring to Dr. Johnson's dictionary] Right, Baldrick... where's the manuscript?

Baldrick:
You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?

Blackadder:
Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.

Baldrick:
You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?

Blackadder:
Yes, Baldrick, Dr. Johnson.

Baldrick:
So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?

Blackadder:
Yes, Baldrick, I am... and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with 5 toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. (His voice soon becomes slightly serious) Now, for the last time, Baldrick... where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?

Baldrick:
On the fire.

Blackadder:
(Starting to enter a surprised, confused and slightly shocked mood) On the *what*?

Baldrick:
The hot, orangy thing under the stony mantelpiece.

Blackadder:
(His voice's mood suddenly speedily changes from surprised, confused and slightly shocked to yelling-like horror) You've burnt the dictionary?!

Baldrick:
Yep.