Black Adder the Third1987

Blackadder:
Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.

Baldrick:
Aaahh, thank you Mr. B.

Blackadder:
But as we both know, it'll be an utter lie. I will therefore confine myself to saying simply, "Sod off," and if I ever meet you again, it'll be twenty billion years too soon.

Baldrick:
Goodbye, you lazy big-nosed, rubber-faced bastard.

Blackadder:
I fear, Baldrick, that you will soon be eating those badly chosen words. I wouldn't bet you a single groat that you can survive five minutes here without me.

Baldrick:
Oh come on, Mr. B., it's not as though we're gonna get murdered or anything the minute you leave, is it?

Blackadder:
Hope springs eternal, Baldrick.