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Black Books is a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan, and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews. It was broadcast on Channel 4, running for three series from 2000 to 2004. Starring M… more »


Bernard:
[customer buying book, hands it to Bernard] Oh, we've got a special offer on this one.

Customer:
Really?

Bernard:
Yeah, it's free if you break my legs.

Customer:
[pauses] Fair enough

Bernard:
GREAT! I'll get the hobbling post, there! [Waits for the customer to respond]

Customer:
Wait, I think I've read this one, that's the problem with Woodhouse isn't it?

Bernard:
It's all terrible, just hurry up and break my legs!

Customer:
But I've already read it! No, I'm sorry, I've got to go!

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