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Bernard:
[speaking through a megaphone] Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out! Time to go home, come on!

Old Woman:
But it's only quarter to three!

Bernard:
Yes, but it's my shop.

[now shooing them out with a broom]

Bernard:
Come on, go home, bye bye, get out...

Old Woman:
That's hardly fair!

Bernard:
It isn't fair at all. Get out!

Rich Guy:
I expect better service!

Bernard:
Well, expect away. Goodbye! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets. Thank you!

[slams door]