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Black Books is a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan, and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews. It was broadcast on Channel 4, running for three series from 2000 to 2004. Starring M… more »


Timmy:
[Bernard is smoking and eating an ice cream] My father says smoking makes you dead. You go all black inside.

Timmy's Mother:
Timmy? I'm sorry, is he annoying you?

Bernard:
No, but I'm afraid we don't allow ice creams in the shop.

Timmy:
I haven't got an ice cream.

Bernard:
[Bernard has hidden his ice cream in Timmy's pocket] I think Timmy's telling a naughty fib.

Timmy's Mother:
Outside now. I'm so sorry.

Bernard:
Not at all.

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