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Mother:
[deleted scene] Hello, do you have the latest in the Doom Castle series?

Bernard:
The what?

Mother:
You know, it's the books where there's a group of children and they worship a horned god.

Manny:
Yes, it's right here. Anything that gets them reading, eh?

Bernard:
6.66

Mother:
All her friends love it too, they come round and have their little ceremonies, don't you dear?

Girl:
We observe the sacred rites. As all must.