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Bernard:
Where are all the books?

Manny:
Pardon?

Bernard:
Where are all the books?

Manny:
Oh. They've all been sold.

Bernard:
Oh Jesus! That means I have to ring the ordering place and you have no idea how incredibly boring and complicated that is. [calls the ordering place] Hello? Is this the place you order books from if you want to sell them from your bookshop? I don't know. I don't know. Can you just send me some books? Argh.

Manny:
[takes phone] Hello, who am I speaking to? Katy, Hi! Uh, we'll have the full Austen, complete Trollope - not you! Penguin paperback editions. Tolstoy? Yeah. Fling a few in. Alright, alright. Bye bye.