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Black Dynamite:
To what do I owe this visit, Dennis Flynn? And why are you here?

Dennis Flynn:
[Turns on slide projector] Fifteen years ago, the school system in this country was totally in the bomb dropper.

Black Dynamite:
You mean the shitter.

Dennis Flynn:
Exactly.

Black Dynamite:
Go on.

Dennis Flynn:
Personnel was scarce and funds were tight. So the CIA started a covert op designed to educate kids with hardly any money or people.

Black Dynamite:
Hmm... the puppet show.

Dennis Flynn:
That's right, Black Dynamite. This is TF Kurtis, a.k.a. That Frog Kurtis. One of the most outstanding educators this country ever produced.

Black Dynamite:
That Frog Kurtis made me the moral citizen I am today. He taught me all them important sh*t like 'flim is not given a hoot' and 'if anyone can prevent forest fires, it's me'.

Dennis Flynn:
I know that, Black Dynamite. [Extinguishes cigar] That's why I'm here. Now our Intel suggests that That Frog Kurtis has gone rogue.

[Shocked look on Black Dynamite's face]

Dennis Flynn:
We don't know what he's planning, but we do know it's big. And it's scheduled to go down tomorrow at 7 a.m. on national TV. We need you to stop him before it's...

Black Dynamite:
What part of the phrase, 'Black Dynamite ain't f***in' with you honkies from the CIA no more,' is it you honkies from the CIA don't understand?

Dennis Flynn:
This isn't about the honkies, Black Dynamite! It's about the children.

Black Dynamite:
You know what, Dennis Flynn? I never told nobody this, but I used to be a children.