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[Black Dynamite and his gang are tied up, and TF Kurtis makes his appearance]

Black Dynamite:
That Frog Kurtis?

TF Kurtis:
No! It's That King Pimp Kurtis now, muthaf***er! Ribbit, muthaf***er! Ribbit! And I guess you're supposed to be that supernigga Black Dynamite!

[Stone cold look on Black Dynamite's face]

TF Kurtis:
So-so-so-so-so-so-so-so, so it's not true?

Black Dynamite:
No, it is true. It's just that no puppet ever called me a nigga before. Now what kind of diabolical dirt are you planning with these kids?

TF Kurtis:
Oh, I got your diabolical dirt right here [points at crotch] . Diabolical these nuts [grabs crotch] in yo face! [Snaps fingers, then pauses] I know you hear me snappin'! I know you hear me snappin'!

[Two girls appear, handing TF Kurtis some dollar bills]

TF Kurtis:
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, ho. What's this? You know my money's supposed to be folded, not rolleded, b*tch! [Throws rolled money at girl on left]

Cream Corn:
Man, you ain't pimpin'! Those little itty bitty children are kids! Where yo b*tches at?

TF Kurtis:
These kids my goddamn b*tches. I make you my b*tch too, if you keep runnin' yo muthaf***in' mouth! You ever been slapped across the muthaf***in' face by with a frog dick, huh?

Cream Corn:
Oh hell no! You ain't no...

[TF Kurtis slaps Cream Corn across the face with his penis, causing him to scream]

TF Kurtis:
What was that? I couldn't hear that sound. It sounded like you had a frog dick in your mouth.

Black Dynamite:
Why, That Frog Kurtis? Why?

TF Kurtis:
Why? Why? You know, I think it's time for big Black Dynamite to learn a little lesson.