Black-Adder II1986

Simon Partridge:
[as Queen Elizabeth emerges from the closet] Whoa, another stripper.

Geoffrey Piddle:
[as Lord Whiteadder also appears] And a male stripper!

Monk:
Oh yes, this is much more like it!

[removes The Queen's cloak, revealing her identity]

Simon Partridge:
And she's come dressed as the queen.

Geoffrey Piddle:
Sexy!

Queen Elizabeth:
[indignant] Do you know who I am?

Blackadder:
[entering] Yes. I know who you are.

Geoffrey Piddle:
Who?

Blackadder:
You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.

Queen Elizabeth:
Wrong, I'm afraid. I am the Queen of England.

[they all kneel]

Queen Elizabeth:
I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.

Simon Partridge:
Prove it!

Queen Elizabeth:
[playfully] Certainly will.

[picks up a large mug of beer]

Queen Elizabeth:
First I'm going to have a little drinkie, and then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you.