Black-Adder II1986

Blackadder:
Oh, fire, fire. Ah good. Right. So let's recap. Um... if I admit that I am in love...

Torturer:
No! No!

Blackadder:
Sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards, then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument...

Torturer:
Una guada?a, una guada?a.

Blackadder:
...resembling some kind of gardening tool but we can't quite... um... and roast them over a large fire.

Torturer:
Si, Si.

Blackadder:
Whereas if I don't admit that I'm in love with Satan and... and... all his... his little wizards, y-you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade.

Torturer:
Y!

Blackadder:
And remove my testicles with a blunt... oh I see. Well, well, in that case, I love Satan.