Black-Adder II1986

Blackadder:
Who the hell are you, sausage breath?

Mad Prince Ludwig:
You do not remember me then, Herr Blackadder?

Blackadder:
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

Mad Prince Ludwig:
Oh, on the contrary. We have met many times, although you knew me by another name. Do you recall a mysterious black marketeer and smuggler called Otto with whom you used to dine and plot and play ze biscuit game at ze old pizzel in Dover?

Blackadder:
My God!

Mad Prince Ludwig:
Yes! I... was the waitress!

Blackadder:
I don't believe it! You? Big Sally?

Mad Prince Ludwig:
[falsetto] Will you have another piece of pie, my Lord?

Blackadder:
But I went to bed with you, didn't I?

Mad Prince Ludwig:
For my country, I am willing to make any sacrifice.

Blackadder:
Yes, well I'm not. I must have been paralytic!