Black-Adder II1986

[first lines]

Blackadder:
Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?

Baldrick:
Some beans.

Blackadder:
Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

Baldrick:
A very small casserole.

Blackadder:
Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?

Baldrick:
Three.

Blackadder:
What?

Baldrick:
...and that one.

Blackadder:
Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?

Baldrick:
Oh. Some beans.

Blackadder:
Yes. To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?