Black-Adder II1986

Baldrick:
[Baldrick knocks on Blackadder's bedroom door to find him sleeping with a prostitute] My Lord? There's someone at the door.

Blackadder:
[wakes up groggily] What time is it?

Baldrick:
It's, uh, four o'clock.

Blackadder:
Baldrick, how many times have I told you, you mustn't let me sleep all day! This woman charges by the hour!

Baldrick:
Uh, no, my Lord, it's, uh, four o'clock in the morning.

Blackadder:
Someone wants to see me at four o'clock in the morning? What is he, a giant lark?

Baldrick:
Uh, no, I think he's a priest.

Blackadder:
Well, tell him to take his sacred backside elsewhere! And tell him that furthermore, if he comes nosing around again, I shall report him to the Bishop of Bath and Wells, who drowns children during christenings and eats them in the vestry afterwards!