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Pops:
Dre! Can I talk to you for a minute?

Andre 'Dre' Johnson:
Yeah, what's up, Pops?

Pops:
I want to show you something. Recognize this?

Andre 'Dre' Johnson:
Oh my God, is that that piece of Hot Wheels track you used to beat me with?

Pops:
Mmm-hmmm.

Andre 'Dre' Johnson:
You kept that all these years, huh?

Pops:
Every time I got ready to throw it out you'd do something stupid. Relax, son, I want you to have it. It's really the perfect thing. There's nothing better than beating someone with something they love.

Andre 'Dre' Johnson:
Jack does not love that, Pops. Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore.

Pops:
Well, beat him with something I love. Now I love this because I used to beat you with it.

Andre 'Dre' Johnson:
How many White Russians have you had?

Pops:
Irrelevant, but a lot.