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Janitor:
Me, I'll never get into the Savoy. Too dark to pass the paper bag test. But my old roomie Langston get in with no problem. Old caramel-colored bastard nabbed some fancy book deal writing about raisins in the sun; got that from me. Love putting stuff in the sun: raisins, damp socks, uncured bacon. It's probably why I'm so dark. The sun, man. That crazy fireball don't play. You stay light-skinned out there, boy.

Andre Johnson, Jr.:
Hold on: you're saying Langston Hughes plagiarized an insane janitor who lived under a train?

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