Blackadder Goes Forth1989

Captain Blackadder:
Hmm, do you know what this is, Lieutenant?

Lieutenant George:
It's a good old service revolver.

Captain Blackadder:
Wrong. It's a brand new service revolver, which I've suspiciously been sent without asking for it. I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.

Lieutenant George:
That's funny sir, because we didn't order those new trench-climbing ladders either.

Captain Blackadder:
New ladders?

Lieutenant George:
Yes, came yesterday. I issued them to the men, and they were absolutely thrilled. [calls to Baldrick] Isn't that right men?

Private Baldrick:
Yes sir, first solid fuel we've had since we burned the cat.