Blackadder Goes Forth1989

[last lines]

[Blackadder has found Baldrick and George drunk]

Private Baldrick:
I think I can explain sir.

Captain Blackadder:
Can you, Baldrick?

Private Baldrick:
No.

Captain Blackadder:
As I suspected. I'm not a religious man as you know, but henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice with the pair of you.

[the phone rings. Blackadder snatches it up]

Captain Blackadder:
Blackadder. Ah, Captain Darling. Well, you know, some of us just have friends in high places, I suppose. No I can hear you perfectly. You want what? You want two volunteers for a mission into No Man's Land. Codename "Operation Certain Death". Yes I think I have just the fellows.

[He hangs up and looks at the two]

Captain Blackadder:
God is very quick these days.

[George and Baldrick look terrified]