Blackadder Goes Forth1989

[Blackadder is waiting in his prison cell for the inevitable day when he will be executed]

Corporal Perkins:
Do you mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir?

Captain Blackadder:
No, no, not at all. My diary's pretty empty this week. Let's see, Thursday morning, get shot, yes, that's about it, actually.

Corporal Perkins:
It's just there's a few chaps out here would like a bit of a chinwag.

Captain Blackadder:
Oh, lovely. Always keen to meet new people.

[a small group of soldiers enter the cell]

Corporal Perkins:
Corporal Jones and Privates Spacer, Robinson, and Tipplewick

All:
Hello.

Captain Blackadder:
Oh, nice of you to drop by. And what do you do?

Corporal Jones:
We're your firing squad, sir.