Blackadder Goes Forth1989

Captain Blackadder:
I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".

Private Baldrick:
Breakfast.

Captain Blackadder:
What?

Private Baldrick:
My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, then a egg with some little soldiers.

Captain Blackadder:
Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.

Private Baldrick:
Nah - it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come till 10.30.

Captain Blackadder:
I can't go on with this. George, take over.

Lieutenant George:
All right, sir. Umm... I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R"

Private Baldrick:
Army.

Captain Blackadder:
For God's sake, Baldrick. Army starts with an "A". He's looking for something that starts with an "R". Rrrrrrr.

Private Baldrick:
Motorbike

Captain Blackadder:
What?

Private Baldrick:
Well, a motorbike starts with an rrrrm rrrrm rrrrm.

Captain Blackadder:
Right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"?

Private Baldrick:
I don't know.

Captain Blackadder:
Come here.

Private Baldrick:
[Blackadder punches Baldrick in the face] Ow!