Blue Mountain State

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Blue Mountain State is an American television sitcom that premiered on Spike (now Paramount Network) on January 11, 2010. The series was created by Chris Romano and Eric Falconer, and produced by Lionsgate Television. The series is about a fictional… more »



Harmon Tedesco:
No man. I've got the same ritual since I was twelve years old. First thing I wake up, smell my balls. Then I get out of bed, do 17 minutes of a form of naked TaiChi I created; I like to leave the blinds up so the neighbors can watch. Then once I feel adequately limber and the neighbors have gotten their money's worth, I smoke a sh*t load of grade-A hash and call my mom.

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