Bonanza1959

Ben Cartwright:
Well, Adam, you thought these boys would have a lot of trouble bringing that bull up here, huh?

Adam Cartwright:
I guess I was wrong, Pa. [Turns to his brothers] You sure you didn't have any trouble?

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
Not a bit.

Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright:
Well, a little bit. Like... uh... wh-when Big Red almost got cut up into steaks by those Indians.

Adam Cartwright:
Indians?

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
Yeah, but that never would've happened except Little Joe was busy fighting a duel.

Adam Cartwright:
Duel?

Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright:
Otherwise, I would have had to get married.

Adam Cartwright:
Married?

Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright:
Yeah, but th-that was right after Hoss fought the bear.

Adam Cartwright:
Bear?

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
Ah, that wasn't nothing. You ought to have seen how Little Joe gunned down them two bushwhackers that tried to steal our $15,000.00.

Adam Cartwright:
Now, just a minute. Who you trying to kid?

Ben Cartwright:
[Looking at the bull] It's certainly a lot of bull.

Adam Cartwright:
[Looks at his father, then walks away from his brothers] Yes sir, it sure is.