Bonanza1959

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
First of all, ma'am, there's just about to be a bunch of killin' out there in that street.

Lorna Doone Mayberry:
There's always killin' in that street.

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
Well, yes'm, and that seems to me to be a terrible waste. I mean, there not bein' enough men to go around for all you ladies as it is.

Lorna Doone Mayberry:
There ain't a woman livin' can keep men from fightin'.

Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright:
Ma'am, I beg to differ with you. You see, sometimes womenfolk can sorta get around menfolk in little ways and I figure maybe if you ladies tried real hard, you might be able to get around these.

Lorna Doone Mayberry:
You ain't as dumb as you look. What do you want me to do?