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Denny Crane:
[Denny is guarding Alan from his night terrors so he is sleeping in the bed with him] [in his sleep] Denny Crane. Denny Crane. Denny Crane.

Alan Shore:
[Alan gets out of bed and stumbles. He has a rope tied around his leg; the other end is tied to Denny. Alan tries to get up and stumbles again. He tugs on the rope] Hey! Hey!

Denny Crane:
What the hell do you...

Alan Shore:
Get up, Denny. We're going to the bathroom.

Denny Crane:
Untie the knot. [turns over]

Alan Shore:
It takes too long. Let's just... get up!

Denny Crane:
I'm not getting up!

Alan Shore:
It'll take two seconds. [he tugs the rope]

Denny Crane:
It's the middle of the night!

Alan Shore:
Just get up!

Denny Crane:
I'm not gonna get up.

Alan Shore:
Dammit! Get up! [he tugs violently at the rope. Denny is pulled from the bed to the floor] Happy? [stands up]

Denny Crane:
[Denny pulls the rope and Alan falls on top of him. They lie there, face to face] This isn't working for me.