Boston Legal2004

Catherine Piper:
Cookies, everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.

Paul Lewiston:
Who is this woman?

Catherine Piper:
Take two, Tara, you're a rail.

Paul Lewiston:
Who is this woman?

Catherine Piper:
The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine.

Paul Lewiston:
Who is this woman?

Catherine Piper:
I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. My, don't you have an interesting face.

Paul Lewiston:
We are in the middle of a staff meeting.

Catherine Piper:
No need to be snippy, dear. Especially since I come bearing treats. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. [to Lori] You certainly made one... with all that bleach.

Paul Lewiston:
Ma'am, you will have to leave.

Catherine Piper:
I'm beginning to not like you.