Boston Legal2004

[Shirley Schmidt is sending Alan to New Orleans to help out on a case]

Denny Crane:
I just heard! New Orleans! My penis is already packed!

Alan Shore:
Denny, I would love for you to join, but this particular excursion is a rather serious one. Maybe you and I could go another time.

Denny Crane:
Are you nuts? That damned tornado wiped out half the place. There's no time like the present. Alan, we must seize the hookers - uh, the day.

Alan Shore:
You know, Denny, technically it wasn't so much a tornado as a hurricane. And you're holding a kazoo.

Denny Crane:
Not just any kazoo. A trombone kazoo. A go-to-New-Orleans-under-the-pretext-of-some-legal-case-to-play-with-a-Dixie-land-band kazoo.

Vanessa Walker:
I only have two plane tickets.

Denny Crane:
Oh, gee, I only have a Gulf Stream.

Alan Shore:
I think Denny wants to come, Vanessa.

Denny Crane:
Denny Crane: Down on the Bayou.