Boston Legal2004

Alan Shore:
[Alan addressing the jury on about water pollution]... What is our biggest fear? The dirty bomb. Not the dirty water!

Attorney Eric Yavitch:
[stands to object] Objection! Your honor, Mr.Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial.

Alan Shore:
[turning to the attorney] Nonsense, your honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

Attorney Eric Yavitch:
[confused look at alan] I beg your pardon?

Alan Shore:
[addressing attorney ] Apple trash can is picked from God.

Attorney Eric Yavitch:
Huh?

Hon. Stephen Bickle:
Mr. Shore...

Alan Shore:
[to judge] Not the years sixty when classic electrons are free.

Attorney Eric Yavitch:
Objection!

[confused]

Attorney Eric Yavitch:
Uh, I think.

Hon. Stephen Bickle:
Mr. Shore! You have a notorious history of court room theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

Alan Shore:
[Under his breath] Pillow pants join forces over embargo pylons. [Turns to jury] You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese. [Walk to seat, sits down, and looks around in bewilderment] What?