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Pawnbroker:
Oh, there's a nice little piece of object d'art! Must be worth at least two an' a half grand... I'll give yer ?1.50 for it!

Eddie:
Uhh... let's haggle.

Pawnbroker:
OK, a quid.

Eddie:
No, let's haggle upwards.

Pawnbroker:
OK, 50p!

Eddie:
God, they don't call you Harry The Bastard for nothing, do they?

Pawnbroker:
No. They call me Ted.