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Richie:
Well, I just got to finish my sprouts Mexicain, and we're all set!

Eddie:
Sprouts Mexicain?

Richie:
[gloating] Sprouts Mexicain!

Eddie:
What's that?

Richie:
Well, it's a... sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tabasco sauce - well, three bottles, actually. Not so much a hint, more a party political broadcast. And the secret ingredient: gun powder!

Eddie:
*Sprouts*?

Richie:
Yeah! They were left over from last Christmas!

[taps his bottom]

Richie:
Ta ta-ta-ta ta-ta!

Eddie:
But it's October!

Richie:
Yes, yes, I know, they were a bit... frisky. But the spices'll cover up any embarassment!

[Oven explodes]

Richie:
Hey, they must be ready!