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Eddie:
[Looking through the window] You know, these must be the best seats for the annual Hammersmith riots.

Richie:
I know, I know. They are bloody marvellous, aren't they?

[There is a big explosion in front of Eddie and Richie, to which they cheer and applaud]

Richie:
Well done!

Eddie:
Madness! Best part of the show so far!

Richie:
Encore!

Eddie:
That was Fatty Amal's kebab shop.

Richie:
Yeah. It was Fatty who threw the petrol bomb.

Eddie:
Yeah. I saw him take out the insurance only yesterday. Same every year.

Richie:
Yeah. Well, it'll be drinks on him again tonight.

Eddie:
[Sirens sound] Oh, look. Here comes the fire brigade.

Richie:
[Sounds of a car braking] Fatty's stopped them...

Eddie:
... he's having a word...

Richie:
... and money's changing hands...

Eddie:
[Sirens sound again] ... and they're off again.

Richie:
He must be going for the full rebuild again this year.