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Richie:
So, you think you're good at games, do you, big boy? Well, what about a real game? A game of champions! The clash of the great big minds! The battle of the Titans!

Eddie:
You don't mean...?

Richie:
Yes!

Eddie:
...a 'See How Much Custard You Can Hold In Your Underpants' competition?

Richie:
Yeah... no! Although that's a bloody good idea. We might come on to that later, if my idea doesn't work out. But this time, I really think you ought to let the custard cool down a little bit.

Eddie:
And that handstand rule is a complete disaster.

Richie:
Apart from that, bloody good game.

Eddie:
Absolutely. Mind you, you always have a considerable advantage because your underpants are so stupendously huge.