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Ray Zancanelli:
Wait til you hear how she escaped. Go ahead, tell 'em Jules.

Julianne Simms:
Why me?

Ray Zancanelli:
Because it grosses me out.

Julianne Simms:
[Hesitantly] Okay. Um, Emmy, attacked a volunteer teacher in prison and then used her arraignment as an opportunity, to escape.

Ray Zancanelli:
And according to her cellie, she ordered thirty packs of pistachios, that's at least a pound.

Shea Daniels:
I'd eat a pound of pistachios.

Ray Zancanelli:
All at once? 'Cause that's what she did thirty minutes before she went in the van. The thing is, according to her medical jacket she's mildly allergic to pistachios.

Lloyd Lowery:
Oh my goodness.

Ray Zancanelli:
You know what that means? [Lloyd nods] Then you can tell everyone else what happened.

Lloyd Lowery:
Pistachios are a natural laxative, especially if you're allergic to them. So, if she ate that many within thirty minutes she would need to take a potty break, and I'm talking an emergency potty break. Okay, no I'm talking evacuate the villagers 'cause we have a Chilean mudslide.