Brooklyn Nine-Nine2013

Charles Boyle:
Captain, De Angelo has a place upstate, the local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. He must be there.

Captain Ray Holt:
Okay, they're going to have to raid the place without us, it'll take us two hours to get there.

Jake Peralta:
Or we could take...

Captain Ray Holt:
We are not taking a helicopter.

Jake Peralta:
You know I was going to say "chopper".

Captain Ray Holt:
Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, but a helicopter is exactly the kind of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use to bury me if something goes wrong.

Jake Peralta:
Okay, sir...

Captain Ray Holt:
Or. It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. "You could've had a copper, Raymond, why didn't you take advantage? Just a minute, my cauldron's boiling over."

Jake Peralta:
Yeah, but what she actually said was: [Using strange accent] "Chopper's yours, Peralta." [In his own voice] Your impression was better.

Captain Ray Holt:
What did you do?

Jake Peralta:
She may have called me, and I may have briefed her, and she may have said "yes" to the chopper because it's definitely on its way right now!

Charles Boyle:
I call middle seat!