Buffalo Bill, Jr.1955

Buffalo Bill Jr.:
Just like you said, Judge. Not only is she beautiful, but she's the bravest woman I ever met.

Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley:
Yessir! If I was forty years younger, she's just the kind of woman I'd like make my wife.

Calamity:
All I have to say is I'm glad you're too young, Bill and you're too old, Judge.

Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley:
It's very unbecoming of the young to speak so disrespectfully to their elders.

Calamity:
I wasn't speaking disrespectfully; I just don't like her.

Buffalo Bill Jr.:
Why? Give us one good reason!

Calamity:
Just because.

Buffalo Bill Jr.:
That's no reason.

Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley:
Son, when you get as old as I am, you'll learn - that's a woman's reason. 'Course, it don't make any sense to us, but it suits them, even when they're a spratling like this one.

Buffalo Bill Jr.:
Spratling!

Calamity:
Well, it takes a woman to understand a woman... and I'm not a spratling!