Burn Notice2007

[season 1 opening except pilot]

Michael Westen:
[voice-over] My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy, until...

voice on phone:
[phone rings] We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.

Michael Westen:
[whistles]

Michael Westen:
[voice-over] When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.

Michael Westen:
[groggily] Where am I?

Fiona Glenanne:
Miami.

Michael Westen:
[voice-over] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you:

Michael Westen:
[laughs tightly]

Michael Westen:
[voice-over]... a trigger-happy ex-girlfriend...

Fiona Glenanne:
Should we shoot them?

Michael Westen:
[voice-over]... an old friend who's informing on you to the FBI...

Sam Axe:
You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls.

Michael Westen:
[voice-over]... family, too...

Sam Axe:
[phone rings] Hey, is that your mom again?

Michael Westen:
[voice-over]... if you're desperate.

Madeline Westen:
Someone needs your help, Michael.

Michael Westen:
[voice-over] Bottom line: until you figure out who burned you, you're not going anywhere.