Odd Couple1968

Oscar Madison:
I'm in for a quarter.

Murray:
Aren't you going to look at your cards first?

Oscar Madison:
What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi?

Murray:
I get a Pepsi.

Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.

Roy:
You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here.

Oscar Madison:
Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food?

Murray:
What do you got?

Oscar Madison:
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?

Murray:
What's the green?

Oscar Madison:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

Murray:
I'll take the brown.

Roy:
Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you?

Murray:
I'm hungry!

Roy:
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle!

Oscar Madison:
What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!