Office Space1999

Peter Gibbons:
What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons:
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence:
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons:
Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence:
Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons:
Good point.

Lawrence:
Well what about you now? what would you do?

Peter Gibbons:
Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence:
Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons:
Nothing.

Lawrence:
Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons:
I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence:
Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh*t.