Burn Notice2007

Michael Westen:
You're getting the "Take a Bite Out of Crime" award?

Madeline Westen:
It's for citizen crime fighters.

Michael Westen:
This just happened out of the blue?

Madeline Westen:
Well, I mean, you know that I'm the Neighborhood Watch captain for my block. And it didn't hurt that I called in three stolen cars in the last two months.

Michael Westen:
You mean the cars I asked you to call in, the ones *I* stole?

Madeline Westen:
They're giving me a plaque. Now, I'm allowed to have one guest at the reception. But you have to dress up, because the chief of police is gonna be there.

Michael Westen:
[horrified] Mom! I can't be in a room full of cops giving you an award for reporting crimes *I* committed!