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Greg Sanders:
Henry, my friend, you are about to have the best birthday of your life because we are taking you to the one, the only, Harry's. Hog. Hideout.

Henry Andrews:
What's a Hog Hideout?

Nick Stokes:
It's only the best barbecue know to mankind. It's a little bit of a drive but don't worry. Greg knows where it is.

Greg Sanders:
[laughs] I thought you said you knew where it is.

Henry Andrews:
[sometime later/imitating Nick] It's just a bit of a drive y'all. [as himself] Look if this place is so great then how come I've never heard of it?

Nick Stokes:
Come on man. A little trust, baby. Come on it's your birthday.

Greg Sanders:
Yeah.

Henry Andrews:
I hate my birthdays. They always suck. [they round the corner, revealing a full moon] Oh great, we've got a full moon tonight too, so every nut job in the state will be out.

David Hodges:
I'm surprised at you Henry. There's absolutely no statistical evidence linking lunar cycle to an increase in irrational, careless, or criminal behavior.

Nick Stokes:
[seeing a car coming straight on ahead of them] Are you sure about that?