CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2000

FBI Pilot:
Special agent Ryan. I had an up and back to St. Thomas until the deputy director called and ordered me a detour to Vegas. With all due respect ma'am, we aren't running a taxi service here. So why not let's save Uncle Sam a couple of bucks and fly commercial.

Avery Ryan:
Captain, I am going to tell you three things about yourself, none of which you are going to like. Number one: there is no such thing as an up and back to the Virgin Islands. You go there, you staying there the night. And if you are returning there it's not for misses Captain. Number two: you and I both know...

FBI Pilot:
Okay, wheels up, we are getting agent Ryan to Vegas